Recycling

I'll say it, you thought it. Recycling sucks. I don't care if you consider yourself green as a leprechaun, recycling straight sucks. It doesn't really do much nor work. I'll follow my bro Tim's idea and make a quick list:

1) Wastes Time
2) Doesn't work
3) Doesn't look cool
4) Wastes energy
5) It's pompous

Wastes energy you say? Yes, I said it. Ever think about how much more resources are used in actually processing these plastics or items that we deem necessary for another human to use? That's also where the pompous category ties in. Who am I to think I'm so high and mighty that some other joe shmoe is going to want to wipe his face with my previously dirty napkin? Not recyclable you say, I don't care. The only good thing that comes out of recycling is it gives me a little variety of where to throw my trash. Not to mention that satisfaction I get knowing that in my very own special way I'm sticking it to the man.....hard.